Wednesday 20 January 2016

Malcolm, the Solver of Global Problems

Tony DeLorger © 2016

Give a Prime Minister who gained power through deceit and manipulation, not by vote, the opportunity to play international diplomat, voicing his oh so experienced opinion on how the problems of the world should be addressed, well he really is an embarrassment.

Uncalled for and grossly inappropriate, our glorious leader has espoused the solution to both Syria and Iraq's problems. He suggests a partition in both countries as a solution to a lasting peace. In other words divide lands up between the Sunni and Shia Muslims and Kurds and all will be at peace, just like that. Oh his selfless wisdom is overwhelming. Of course this land division would be controlled by one federal system and thus will immediately halt all sectarian violence.

He must be right as these imaginary lines, boarders, would truly keep these religious factions from contention after thousands of years of hatred, just by being there. Of course this idea was first suggested by Joe Biden, now vice president, back in 2006 as a solution in Iraq, and is believed to be a popular solution in the US for these regions. Funny about that? I wonder what Turnbull can see, so far up the backside of president Obama?

'Did I do good again, Barack?' I hear echoing in my head. Yes a partition is a wise move Malcolm, and who will get the best land, perhaps the best views, and will the land be equal, who will decide: Obama.
My God, Malcolm Turnbull is a flea irritating a water buffalo. Not a single thought of originality, just a broad mirroring of his chum Barack, while the world looks at him and wonders who the hell he is, and what right does he have to propose anything to a world audience, let alone in the middle east. Oh, Malcolm, you are a legend in your own lunchtime, such an embarrassment!

This is one of his typical pictures. What if anything is going on in his skull. He's not really sure, but he does do a rather good impersonation of a parrot.





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